Sunday, August 21, 2011

25. The end

If you had a fuzzy chance
It's only if you fuzzy dance
With fuzzy hat and fuzzy pants
Unders too and oh yes
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cats
Mostly eat shit and relax . . .

24.

Once a deli sandwich made
with fuzzy flavor of liquid burn
If that fuzzy burn is true,
call your vet: you have the flu

23.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Some are orange and some are black
Some are mix and some have stripes
Fuzzy cat, you bring delight.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

22.

The best and fuzziest
of all involves
baseball with
fuzzy hairballs.

21.

If your ass is like a baboon,
bare and red,
ointment does soothe.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Twenty!

If you want a fuzzy scarf
knit one, purl two
please don't barf --
I made it from my fuzzy arse

19.

Vacuum vacuum
run and hide
cause Fuzzy Cat
you will find

All the fuzz
that you had saved
for hats and pants,
so many things

All those fuzzy dreams
just sucked away

Thursday, June 2, 2011

18.

Fuzzy little kitty cat
With fuzzy balls -- deedle diddle like that

If I grab them and I twist
Fuzzy cat
                will you get pissed?

17.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Give your box a nice long scratch

What delights will I find
When I stick my head inside?

Friday, May 6, 2011

16.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Why do you do all of that

Jump and dance and nip and play
Making fuzz fly every way

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

15.

Fuzzy face with fuzzy lips
With your tongue your asshole kiss

Keep it clean, no crust at all
Cause fuzzy berries, they will fall

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

14.

When you run, oh fuzzy cat
Your buns I see and fuzzy they are
                                                        at that!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Lucky Number 13, a longer opus

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy dog
You're so stupid shitting logs

That's why I like fuzzy cats
With woven asshole matted hats

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy dog
Make a fort out of your logs

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Make your hats; sell them fast

Sunday, April 3, 2011

12.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Go get a Brazilian wax
When the fuzz does rip from flesh
Do you yelp a fuzzy mess?

Monday, March 21, 2011

11.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
but fuzzy cats, they do not care
in fuzzy hats and underwear

Hey!

Spare some for that poor fuzz-less bear

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Poem Number 10:

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
To the touch you feel so cold
        Oops!
My fingers in your fuzzy asshole

Friday, February 25, 2011

8.

If you read these and you like
Cause fuzzy cats do delight
Then one thing you must know is true . . .
Yes, fuzzy cats they do hate glue

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

7.

If there was a fuzzy herd
of fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cats
roaming, grazing on wild grass,
eventually the time would pass
        a turd laid from your fuzzy ass

Saturday, February 19, 2011

6.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
If you were to scratch my fuzzy back
Would you in turn have enough hair
For fancy frilly underwear

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

5.

Dancing
     Prancing
Fuzzy fur

Your fuzzy ass
     Is a funny
Fuzzy word

Monday, February 14, 2011

4.

Fuzzy do
as
Fuzzy does

Fuzzy Fuzzy
Run run run

Fuzzy do
now
Fuzzy done

Laid a turd
of fuzzy fun

Sunday, February 13, 2011

3.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Don't you have a heart attack
Cause when they shock you back to life
Your fuzzy tail will fuzz-a-fy

Saturday, February 12, 2011

2.

Fuzzy head
Fuzzy feet
I feel the fuzz
Around your teats.

1.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
How much for a fuzzy hat?
Is it woven from your fuzzy ass?
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat.