Sunday, August 21, 2011

25. The end

If you had a fuzzy chance
It's only if you fuzzy dance
With fuzzy hat and fuzzy pants
Unders too and oh yes
Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cats
Mostly eat shit and relax . . .

24.

Once a deli sandwich made
with fuzzy flavor of liquid burn
If that fuzzy burn is true,
call your vet: you have the flu

23.

Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cat
Some are orange and some are black
Some are mix and some have stripes
Fuzzy cat, you bring delight.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

22.

The best and fuzziest
of all involves
baseball with
fuzzy hairballs.

21.

If your ass is like a baboon,
bare and red,
ointment does soothe.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Twenty!

If you want a fuzzy scarf
knit one, purl two
please don't barf --
I made it from my fuzzy arse

19.

Vacuum vacuum
run and hide
cause Fuzzy Cat
you will find

All the fuzz
that you had saved
for hats and pants,
so many things

All those fuzzy dreams
just sucked away